Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Broke down in Broken Hill

Truck gone bung! Well, not quite. Our little Suzuki 4WD we’ve been towing behind the motor-home has had an injury. Depending on the damage (we’ll find out this arvo), we could be heading home a bit sooner. Either way I’ll be heading out this way again for sure.The country side here is amazing to look at and every town we’ve been to, except for poor old Wilcannia, is very tourist friendly. A lot of the small towns we’ve travelled through have made a fist of it (so to speak) and reinvented themselves with restored facades on the main street buildings, new businesses, cafes, shops etc and landscaping around the town.I can remember coming through some of these towns on family holidays as an impatient, weird little kid along with a very easily teased younger sister. The towns back then in the late seventies, were slowly dying and the young folk with their dreams and ambitions were leaving and moving to the cities where there was a better chance of a living.But now it’s changing and artists and entrepreneurs, travelers etc are returning and bringing life back to these little towns. The internet sure has helped and the new rollout of fibre optics around Australia is going to be amazing for these rural centres.The further west we’ve come, the redder the earth. But it’s contrasted with the intense green of fresh grass and scrub. There’s been a fair bit of rain out here lately and it looks like some of the grass and scrub is in shock. They’ve been brown for so long, they’ve forgotten what it’s like to be green. In some places there’s flat red earth, overlaid with a rich purple of metallic oxide in amongst deep green grasses, ashen grey mulga and snow gums. There’s the odd wattle and small native flowers scattered about but it’s still a bit early in the year for most of the flowers. It the rain keeps up, the west of NSW will look girly pretty around September and October.Maybe it’s because I’m getting older but the history of the area is far more interesting to me than what it was when I was a kid. Could be also the museums are better presented than when I was last here as well. There’s still the old dry facts hanging about, statistics, dates and so and so did this in dum, dum, dum. But there’s also a lot more emphasis in the museums on the characters, crimes and whacky events in the area as well.That’s it for the moment. I’m having a good time. There’s been no arguments or dramas and I’ve been enjoying listening to music on the iPod and staring at the countryside as we pass though it.Until next time - eat your greens, suck your reds and whittle your blues away.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Look Kids - Dubbo!!


Goodbye fellow meat sacks. I’m on Holiday again. This time I’m on my way out west with my folks in the Australian version of a Winnebago, the `Swagman’. We’re heading South West to Broken Hill, then Lake Eyre, Uluru and finally Alice Springs. All up. Three weeks Of driving and pointing and staring at large expanses of desert and pointy mountain type thingies. At the moment we’re in the uplifting spiritual experience that is Dubbo.

For those outside of Australia, Dubbo is a unique place located on the western plains of New South Wales. The little pet door within the larger door to the outback of Australia.
It is a mysterious place with much Koorie law and history taking place here. The Aboriginal law court of Australia it used to be known as. Many tribal disputes were sorted out here. The first `Bush Lawyers’ were trained here and to this day it is referred to by the Australian Supreme Court each time it begins a session. If Justice has an Aboriginal name, it is Dubbo.

Those from Australia reading this, Shoosh!

So that’s it for now. I’ll try and keep updating as I go along with blog entries and pretty pictures n stuff.

Hello!

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

The dark and Mysterious Dinky Bo Bo



What evil lurks within the soft shell encasing of Dinky Bo Bo's skull?
Oh sure, he looks like butter wouldn't melt in his mouth... which it wouldn't
because his body temperature is unnervingly low. But be wary of him, he can turn on you in the blink of an eye. If you see his limber little body bouncing along the street. Don't hesitate to run to him and kick him. But don't feel guilty, he deserves it.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Where's my head at?


This is Willy Wobble and Pepe, possibly on their way home from `Passover', I don't know. I never let facts get in the way of a good story. Which is why many people think I'm the worlds first Autistic Rotarian. Well, maybe not the first.

You'll someday be able to buy this picture, printed A3 Size on high quality paper with archival ink and framed ready to hang on a lonely wall along with a whole lot of other pictures I'm currently working on. I've this idea of doing scenes from cartoons that don't exist. Who knows what the narrative is about? The viewer is set up to speculate and wander off into the large, meandering garden in the middle of the ship yard of their minds.

I live to serve, and chew onion.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

A new website for you to check out


Every now and then. I think people should just stop and take stock of what we
have. For instance, how could we possibly have lived life for so long without
the Internet? Go to this site http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/ if you need clarification. Awkward family photo's??
Genius.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Mobile Library Launches

Here it is, all finished and bringing moist `Book-Luvin' to the far reaches of Port Stephens. Port Stephens Council's new Mobile Library. This has been my biggest job so far, literally, and I'm `happy as all buggery' it's turned out so well. You sure as hell can't miss it out in the open.I had the biggest head swell at the low key launching at Raymond Terrace last week. I was grinning from ear to ear taking the photos below when someone from the Library staff recognized me and soon I was set upon by exuberant folk in suits and ties congratulating me and asking me how I made the graphics. I had to look down and check I was still wearing pants as lately I've had several dreams where I get a new job or I'm doing well with work but look down and find I'm not wearing any pants.I have to give Many Thanks with generous dollops of chocolate sauce to Little Green Frog Marketing for the job. The Froggies were fantastic in their trust in me to get the job done and I am so pleased they thought of me to do it in the first place. Jamie, Prue, Stephanie, Katie and um... the new girl...damn, I've forgotten her name. Anyway I'd come up with several concepts for the exterior design but they were all too close to other Mobile Libraries on the road. I had this idea on the spot and very excitedly scribbled it up on the white board in the meeting, tripping verbally over myself to explain what I was seeing in my head. Thankfully the Froggies saw it too and sold the concept to the client who were very keen as well.The idea was that it was to look like a quality book illustration. I was going to draw them up but if I'd gone down that path I'd still be working on the job now. As it was the deadline was Christmas and the job was given to me in late November 08. The only way I could see of doing it was to photograph a wide variety of people all looking like they were tumbling over themselves happily reading a book.
I did a test for the clients of Tony, one of the regulars at the Last Drop Cafe in Newcastle East. I Photographed him, cut him out in Photoshop and then painted him over with a raspy style brush with my graphics tablet and sketched in some pencil lines to make him look like he'd been sketched and painted onto a canvas. Then he was composited together with some motion blurred trees, blue sky and fluffy clouds. And that turned out to be the best way to do it.Then there was several weeks of photographing friends and family. Directing them into many different positions, happily snapping away and pointing at them until they asked me to leave their house. Beyond making the tight deadline another stress was having a powerful enough computer to create a layered image that in the end would be about fourteen meters long and three and a half meters or so high. The only specs given by the Library manufacturer were the truck plans and the instructions that the art work should be twenty percent of the printed schematics. Oh goody. And me being numerically retarded.
I had three days off for Christmas and two for the New Years eve but beyond that I was head down, bum up trying to get this job finished on time and looking good. Eventually it was all finished on time for my deadline of the 15th of January. There were a few tweaks but on the whole everything was Tickety Boo.
So. All done. Now for my next trick...
Huge Thanks to my Mum and Dad for posing, Tony, Monique, Dougie, The Gumpins; Steve and Wendy and Zoe and Lexie, Felix, Huali, Xio, Megan and lil Digby, the Wilbert kids, Eden, Benny and Ruby and all those who posed for me but didn't make it into the final cut - Sorry Lee.

Monday, March 23, 2009

A New NBG Pic

Another Bob pic completed.